1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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