Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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