- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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