A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

roses are red violets are indigo

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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