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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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