- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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