- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

I'm Coming

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Knock knock. Get out!!

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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