What is white and long? A New York winter

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Immigration Laws

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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