- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Your mom.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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