I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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