Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Women's Rights Movement

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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