what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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NASCAR

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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