why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Charlie Sheen is winning

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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