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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

robin, get in the car.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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