- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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