Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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im saul and i love cock

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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