How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

The FCC

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

People...

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Justin Bieber

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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