Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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White men's rights

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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