Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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