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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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