- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Turkeys are obese

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what is the world worst joke? this one

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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