knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Skinny people fart less.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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