I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Lololol

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Your're racist.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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