- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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