Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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