Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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poopoo

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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