Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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you see theres this guy.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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