Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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One time i was sitting down

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Double-whammy

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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