what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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