- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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