- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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