- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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The truth is he loves her!!

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