Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Honk if you're Amish!

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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