- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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