- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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