What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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an athiest walks into a church

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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