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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Who invented apple? God

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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