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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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