- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

destiny

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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