What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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