Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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