A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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thomas!!!!

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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