What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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do you have a wife?

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Anti Joke

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