What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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