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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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