- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

nothing

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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