- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

I'm gay.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Pickle

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

I just threw up..In my pants.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

My three children are three big mistakes.

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