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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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