- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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