What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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