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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

brittney griner

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

THe Election

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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