- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

my wife out of the kitchen

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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