- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

White NBA players.

Donald Trump.

women's rights

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