- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Whats green? The color green.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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