- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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