- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Justin beiber's penis

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