Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why can't february march Because april may

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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Robert Mugabe.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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why girl die cancer

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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