- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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why did the man die? he was shot

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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