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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

kill yourself

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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