There's a god, just kidding.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Stealth baseballs record

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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