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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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