Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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