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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Women's rights

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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