Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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