- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Bacon is delcious.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Tall asians

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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