Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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