" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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