Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Justin Bieber

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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