A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Anti Joke

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