why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What does water smell like? water.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

im @ work, LOL.

Penis

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What's big and purple? Barney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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