Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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yada yada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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