Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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