You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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