What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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