A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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A man was shot. He died.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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