- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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