How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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I had a submarine.... once

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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