What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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