Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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